Welcome Wagon - South Beach, Camilla

Camilla: Hi! This is my house wait a minute what happened to my car...that's ok it always disappears when I have to move out and then I get it back. I didn't really have to move out you know because nothing vanished or turned into something else except my rug but I might have spilled vodka on it. Pretty sure I did.

WELCOME WAGON: Nicholas Alcaide and Danny Whitney and Sofie Romero. Now I get to say what I think about this Welcome Wagon because it wasn't the one I wanted. I got Tyler's sister Sofie...guess somebody had to get her. She looks awful doesn't she I mean she quit dying her hair and no tan I didn't even recognize her until she opened her mouth. But Cooper stopped by. It didn't make it all better, I'm too old for that and it was never like that, but it helped.


Camilla: *Wait a minute here I'm not letting you hijack this I can write it myself*

So I say to Danny "Hi."


He never did like me. Like I care but he's here so I have to deal with him. And like I don't know what's going on but again I do not care. Just interesting that's all. So he says something rude.

Danny: I'm not saying something rude. Where's the bar?


You certainly do get the picture now don't you? At least he's not the only one here.


Let's see, there's Nick...oh great...not top of my list and his ex Sofie is here somewhere maybe Danny can make nice with her since she's European or something and so CULTURED.


So here we are in the hot tub...Nick is naked but that's Nick. I'm not doing that because...all right I'm not sure why but I just decided I didn't feel like it today. Not Sofie, who is on the opposite side from Nick and talking about violins. I don't like violins. I'm not really into ballet or opera or violins or museums full of art...


I think I'm alone in that opinion though because look well just look at them.


Maybe a change of topic will liven things up...


"What do you think of padded handcuffs? Sometimes you can't close them but if they're not padded then they hurt my wrists and I'm not really into pain not seriously into it..."

What a bunch of...did you see that face? Like Nick never did that? Or Danny? Come on! Not sure about Sofie.


Cooper...I can't tell you how glad I was to see Cooper. Not that I've ever done anything with Cooper but he doesn't have his head stuck up his ass.

Cooper: Hi Cammie. What's going on?


You see that face? Like Danny's been caught in the hot tub with well I'm not going to say who with but it is not me he's worried about. Or maybe the jet got him in the balls the wrong way. If that's the case I need to call a repair person.


Time for some fun....

Camilla: *telling an inside joke to Cooper about Nick*


Cooper: *Not sure he thinks it's all that funny*


Maybe once Cooper gets a good look at Nick he'll see what the joke is all about...

Danny is still in there chatting it up with Sofie. Yes they probably do have mutual acquaintenances. One or two considering he's touring with her brother.


Nick joins Cooper and Camilla. Standing there naked doesn't appear to bother him one bit. Nobody else seems to care either. Maybe that's what the inside joke is about. Carefully hiding critical bits to avoid embarrassing Nick...


Camilla: It was a joke, Nick. Ha ha.

Cooper and Nick watching Camilla. Actually Cooper is watching Nick's reaction. Nick still doesn't seem to care that the two of them were laughing about him.


Sofie: *who finally got out of the hot tub and quit talking to Danny* I suppose you think that's terribly amusing! Maybe that's why you are fundamentally unable to find a serious relationship -- your behavior is atrocious!

Camilla: *tweaking Sofie by flirting with Nick* You mean like the one you had with Nick?

Nick: *thinking...maybe he's finally getting a clue*


Meanwhile, Cooper and Danny are discussing "something" over there...something more interesting than Sofie and Nick and whether she's in love with him while he continues to stand there and smile blankly.


Camilla: *had enough of that, going to join the more interesting conversation, which, unfortunately, has just ended.*

Cooper: *yawning. bored.* I think I'll be going now.


Sorry Coop...I think you have to stay until the rest of them leave...

Unhappy...doesn't want to stay. Doesn't like Nick or Sofie; doesn't get along with Danny all that well; and Camilla alone can't keep his interest for long.


Cooper: *if that's the way it is...*All right, everybody out of the hot tub. Party's over.

Nick seems to get along with Danny better than anyone else here.


Camilla: Well that was a huge bore.


But I can always move out and do it again...