Welcome Wagon - Shooter
>> 12/13/10
Welcome Wagon - Everett "Shooter" James
"Oh hey...sorry I didn't see you there. I just moved in this afternoon, grabbed my board and figured I'd let off some steam. Looks like I've got some visitors..."
Shooter: *shakes hands with Rafe* Everett James but everyone calls me Shooter.
Rafe: *gripping Shooter's hand tighter than necessary* Yeah, right, I heard. I believe you've met my wife. I'm Rafe.
Shooter: You mean the cute brunette with the really nice...err...eyes?
Rafe: ...
The Welcome Wagon - Ezra, Gemma, Melinda and Rafe
Gemma: Why does everyone discuss food around me? Fried eggs make me queasy.
Shooter: *shakes hands with Ezra* Say did you happen to notice where that other brunette went?
Shooter: Excuse me, but I really don't like people messing with my kit. You're not even holding the sticks correctly. How would you like it if someone was improperly handling your equipment, your livelihood?
Cooper arrives. If he isn't a part of the official Welcome Wagon, he always shows up anyway.
Coop: I just thought you ought to know your wife is on her way over.
Rafe: *sigh*
Melinda: ...so you see I am quite accustomed to people handling my equipment. Just one second; I'm going to get some more oil.
Mel: There now doesn't that feel much much better?
Shooter: *moans then mutters something incoherent*
Meanwhile *waits at the front door*
Gayl: Tell me something...were you ever a ski lift operator at Heavenly?
Shooter: *considers shot* I've kicked around Tahoe, Reno, Sparks. Never operated a lift at Heavenly though. Sorry.
Shooter: Eight ball, side pocket. Game, set, match.
Gayl: *can't stop making that ridiculous face*
Shooter: Sweet victory!
Gayl: Where did Gemma run off to? She was here a minute ago...
Mel: I happened to mention something about fried eggs and she turned a bit green and headed for the guest bathroom.
Gayl: You are so naughty!
Mel: *laughing* So I'm told.
Shooter: Guess I should have ordered take-out. It isn't like I had time to actually shop for groceries; I just moved in. They'll have to deal with veggie sandwiches.
Gemma: Who manages your band Shooter? You know I happen to be an excellent agent.
Shooter: Yeah...nice of you to offer but we manage the business ourselves.
Shooter: so you see I saw this real bright light and I was DAMN what is that, is it like an alien abduction, then Rob says, man that's the sun, it's 8 AM and you're on my couch.
Ezra: *wondering how he got on this list and how he can avoid it in the future*
Shooter: *realizing his party stories are not going down well* Does it ever snow around here?
Gayl: *brightly* It might...not usually though...but it might!
Gayl: Are you sure you never worked at Heavenly? The resemblance is uncanny.
Mel: You're writing porn?
Rafe: Melinda, I didn't say that.
Mel: You're writing PORN???
Ezra: I really should be going...
Shooter: Totally, man...
Gayl: *watching Rafe, who is more than half naked, playing video games with Shooter*
Gayl: I really have to get home. Welcome to the neighborhood Shooter. I hope you're comfortable in your new home.
Shooter: It's great Gayl, really. I'll be very comfortable.
Gayl: Well good night then. Rafe, honey, it's getting late. Time for bed.
Rafe: Right behind you baby.
Shooter: So you see, I look like this guy but I'm not really him. A doppelganger maybe but, I'm not that guy. I am pretty wicked on a pair of skis though. Never met a double black diamond run I couldn't take.
Gemma: Maybe you have a twin and you were separated at birth. Or you have a cousin that you look exactly like.
Shooter: Like that could happen...
Gemma: It could happen...it could!
Shooter: You want to kiss me right now don't you.
Gemma: Don't be ridiculous.
Shooter: You'll have to really work for it babe.
Gamma: You're being an ass. I don't want to kiss you. I don't, I don't!!!
Shooter: I think she does...don't you?
Shooter: Rafe, weren't you supposed to follow your wife home?
Shooter: Sweet! A little trick I learned hustling pool in Silver Springs. Good times...
Gratuitous skin shot *le sigh*
Shooter: That went well...time to hit the rack and get some ZZZs.
'Nite ladies...
9 comments:
This was hilarious! Look forward to seeing more of him!
Gratuitous skin shot...WOW!
Qui we really have fun with these. Most of the time I don't know if anyone gets the humor but...yeah we get a laugh or two.
Err, how much more did you want to see????? * kidding *
Thanks!
okay drooling some more now... ::drooooool::
// can't stop looking at gratuitous skin shot //
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// no, really... CAN'T. STOP.//
This was cute you guys! :D
This was too funny. My favorite was when Mel kept thinking that Rafe was writing porn, LMAO. :)
Christi I look at that shot quite a bit myself. Hot stuff.
Rachel, that comment from Mel was pretty funny to me as well.
Thanks both of you.
Cute! This was all very cute and fun to read through. Makes me miss my TS2 sims!
Thanks Lunar. It is fin when we can do these. Probably should do them more often.
Excuse my language but that was some funny Shizzz!!
Rayne, these Welcome Wagons are always so much fun for us and they actually help in getting to know each character and how they interact with the neighborhood. Between the mosaics, bios, etc. they reveal quite a bit. They also help when writers' block attacks.
Glad you were entertained and thank you so much for leaving such nice comments on our work. We both really appreciate it!
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